I'm trippin...Writhin and sqealin...pukin' looking for someone like you.

Got a new job...one I really like. And they'll be sending me to school and paying for everything if I measure up. They said I've been doing really well and I passed all of my tests 100% baby. I really hope this works out. Petsmart hired me on for training as a dog groomer. That's pretty flippin sweet...I always wanted to learn how. Anyway if this works out...I'll have a career that I'm really happy in. I love the shit
out of the job already...I get to handle tons of dogs everyday, big, small, nice, and mean. It's a little slice of heaven. All the ladies in the back seem to like me well too. I'm the only bloke there...which is cool. I'd rather work with ladies over dudes anyday. Met a cool girl up here as well...things seem to be going well...SEEM. You can never tell these things. Anyway...that's it.

-Beast