A new kind of C-Dog.

Well, haven't posted in a while. A lot has been going on here. For mutha fuckin' startaz....I got a new car. Bye bye broke ass Cadallac. I bought a brand new chevy cobalt...oh yeah troy did too...but that's not important..haha. It's nice to have AC....and windows that roll down...and a car that gets over 15 mi. a gallon. It's also my first car to actually have a CD player in it....it's an Mp3 player too...so yeah...I'm shitting my pants just a little bit. Picures soon.
In other good news, work finally decided to put me on full time...stingy sons of bitches. So "mo money mo problems." Oh yeah and this dude got fired today...it was pretty funny. He got caught sneaking away to the break room and watching The Fifth Element. How cool is that? Anyway, there's always a down side to more hours...I don't have weekends off anymore. Oh well...extra dough will be nice.
Me and Natalie are also looking for a new place to live. We might end up just staying in San Marcos....we found some really good deals here.
Hmmm...is there anything else? ....guess not.

Natalie and Toben...check out those kick ass eyes. 

Me and Mr. Ben 

EL Lobo

Everything turned out great. Toben is in our hands and he's caused no problems. He is THE PERFECT DOG. So smart, I taught him how to lay down and back up in less than 2 minutes. Anyway, the cats are still having trouble not freaking out when they see him..but he has no problem with them...it'll just take some time.
Today I had the day off and Nat had to work...so me and Toben had a fun day together. I woke up this morning and went to pick up Toben from Crystals. I walked him to the car and he jumped in through the window...he's amazingly agile. Then I drove down to the park and had a long walk with him....he freaked out some Mexican dudes because they thought he was a wolf. We walked for a good while and then both went for a swim in the river...it was pretty kick ass. After that, Nat was home from work. So me Nat and Toben went to get some fast food from sonic and then look at some apartments. Natalie ended up losing her burger to Toben when she left it unattended...she was pretty pissed but I thought it was funny. We went to look at this ghetto ass duplex...(whew! It was the worst I've ever seen). Then back to Crystals to drop off Toben. It's always sad to drop him off and leave him...I'm such a puss. Anyway, so that was my day...got a big truck coming in tomorrow for work...that's gonna suck. But after work I'm thinking about having another day with the dog. Ahhh, good times.

Doggie Day

So today we pick up Toben. I hope everything goes well. Crystal decided that she would watch him until August. That's awesome...I just hope that Toben doesn't try to eat her other 2 dogs. Husky's are supposed to have a large predatory drive....so I've got my fingers crossed.

 

Toben 

Bitches ain't shit but hoe's & tricks.

So last night we went out to a place called Senior Charlie's. What a shit hole! So it was me Nate and Natalie. Me and Nate walked up to the bar and Nate bought me a drink....then Natalie came up behind us to buy a shot. Natalie told the bar tender what she wanted and layed her money down. Then the bar tender (a black bitch with a buzz cut) said "oh no! I know you ain't buyin your own drink!" Anyway, she was making this really big scene saying "fuck you" to me and everything. I tried to explain to her that we're engaged and that we share our money anyway...but she wouldn't have it....no sir. So she proceeded to yell fuck you at me and stuff of that nature. So Natalie nudged me and handed me her money under the bar, and I put the money on the bar. Well, the bar bitch saw that. So she got Natalie's drink gave me both rods, yelled "fuck you!" and sprayed me in the face with some water. I'd like to think of myself as a nice guy...I really don't think I deserved that. So I smiled at her (the serial killer smile that says "I'm gonna get you") and walked away. Something always happens when I go out with Nathan...not saying it was his fault...it's just that he's bad luck.

Anyway...fate has brought us to another animal today. This morning me and Natalie went to visit the san marcos animal shelter. We were walking down the kennels petting the anxious dogs until we got the the very last kennel. There sat this absoulutely beautiful Siberian Husky named Toben. He was very quiet and calm. He seemed very depressed, he wouldn't come up to the gate to be pet so I slid my hand under the gate and slapped the ground and he came up to me and licked my hand. He's got one brown eye and one blue eye...looks pretty errie. I felt sorry for the guy so we went up to the front desk and asked if we could go in the cage with him....the lady said no and looked at her boss that was busy with paper work then signaled us to come with her. She brought us to Toben's cage and said that she wasn't supposed to let any of the dogs out but she really liked Toben so she made an exception. So we got to take Toben outside for a walk and he was so excited...he was dragging me around everywhere and licking our faces. He looked amazing running in the grass...and so strong! Not even a year old and I couldn't hold him back (but they are working dogs bred for pulling sleighs). So me and Natalie decided that we would adopt him. He does require a fenced yard...so we're going to have to get a pic of a yard and a lease signature. How will we do it? Well, we're moving in August...somewhere with a yard...but until then we have to find someone who will keep him for us until August. I believe Natalie's brother is going to be the guy for the job. Anyway, I'm pretty excited about bringing him home on Monday. He is such an amazing dog.

Oh I almost forgot

This weekend is the annual Texas Reptile Show in San Antonio. It's held at the Live Oak Civic Center. Last year it was kind of a disappointment...but, we got there on the last day. Make sure to make the first show this year. Only $6 to get in. So attention all freaks! http://www.texasreptiles.com

My Bald Ass Head. Nate dog said it's ugly. 

Suzy 

harriet 

This lifestyle is gonna kill us.

Me and the Nate Dog did some serious drinking last week. Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday....we were pretty much drunk all day. We'd start it all off with a couple of Mickey's (sick shit) then move on to the cheapO's. This consisted of Natural Light or Miller Light. I'd say in a total of 4 days ...(I've been adding this up) me and Nate consumed about and 18 of Mickey's and about 65 Natural lights and miller. Every day it was a suitcase of cheapO's and a couple of Mickey's. Man, what a time. We went to the Greenbelt for a swim, had a bbq, went to egos, the vibe....it's pretty much a blur after that. I'm trying to compose the whole story in my head event to event...but I don't think it's going to happen...we'll just have to end the story there.

So my pink toe is doing well, and well....I know it's a bit soon but I already got her a roomate. She's a Chliean Rose Hair Tarantula. I swapped the names because Harriet fits the rose hair better and the pink toe is now Suzy. Those are my two bitches. I don't trust Suzy just yet with handling, she's kind of nervous and jumpy...but pink toes are usually that way. Harriet on the other hand...won't take too long to tame down before I can pick her up. I tried the other day and she flicked some of her poisoned hairs on my arm that made me itch like a son of a bitch. I think she'll come around though. But reguardless, those massive fangs don't cease to intimidate me. Here's a pic of the two...the black one is the pink toe Suzy the brown is the rose hair Harriet.